Dub Roast Kale Choke Sliders

Guidelines:

Enjoy a beer or non-alcoholic beverage that you’ve never had before somewhere you’ve never been before.

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Slice Potatoes flatter-style in half and oven-roast.

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I also roasted a few (like 50) sunflower seeds again.

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The dip that I developed to fill the Potato Sliders with consisted of; Cashew Milk, Dub Roasted (unsalted) Sunflower Seeds, Artichoke Hearts-diced, Onion-chopped, Carrot-diced, Corn, Daiya-Cream Cheese, Liquid Smoke, Kale-diced, Salt/Pepper/Sugar/GarlicP/ChipotleP, Daiya-havarti–chopped, post-roasted Potato guts after choked and murdered (iHatePlants)-hence, the choke in the title, Cilantro-chopped, and BlackeyedPeas.

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I simmered all ingredients before thickening with a bit of Instant Mashed Potatoes.

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Stuff those innocently choked dead Organic potatoes and roast again before slightly broiling.

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I do not provide recipes, yet guidelines, to take into consideration in creating something different yourselves.