There once was a right foot and on this right foot were five toes. The leader of these five toes was the biggest and strongest. We’ll reference this leader as Jeffro.
One day, Jeffro was smashed by a bundle of prefinished pillars from the heavens. And Jeffro almost lost his life.
Jeffro continued to work hard and persevere. Jeffro was forced to sacrifice his own blood in attempts to retain his shield.
Jeffro grew old grasping his shield until one day it was just too late. He lowered his shield and it was lost forever.
In the place of the forgotten shield, a new leader with his new shield is underway.
VeggHead BeerCyclist 