Vegan LattyDaddy’s are Vegan patties that are perfectly architected like imperfected Cincinnati’s Belgian Abbeys.

 No need for Condiments. A LightLife LifeLine. A menace to society. How can one Vegan patty be so flavorful and still hold its own against heat?

Japanese beetles are not The Beatles with a Japan-like accent, but here in the midwest of the United States of America to ensure our Windows are sealed correctly.

Seitan ingredients:

  • Vital Wheat Gluten
  • Rosemary/FennelSeed, crushed
  • Corn Meal
  • Cayenne/Thyme/Turmeric
  • Tomato Paste
  • Broth
  • SeaSalt/Pepper/GarlicP/OnionP
  • BayLeaves/Celery/Onion, for cooking in
  • Non-Dairy Cheese Cloth

411: Mix wet ingredients together and mix dry ingredients together and then mix wet and dry together. Form into a loaf and put into wet ‘Cheese’ Cloth and bake in Lasagna pan two hours flipping halfway in Broth. Remove from cloth immediately and store, add color or use!

WildTurkey 101 BBⓋ sauce ingredients:

  • Chipotle Adobe, chopped/mixed/liquified
  • Liquid Smoke
  • Garlic/Onion/Serrano, diced and roasted or roasted and chopped
  • Brown Sugar
  • Sriracha/BalsamicVinegar
  • SeaSalt/Pepper/OnionP/GarlicP
  • Tomato Paste
  • Broth
  • Wild Turkey 101, after a few sips 🙂



  • Bring everything to a boil and simmer for hours.
  • Strain or do not strain, depending use.


ⓋLattyDaddy patty ingredients:

  • Seitan, diced
  • Tofu, firm
  • LightLife ‘beef’ & ‘sausage’, chopped
  • Brown Rice, cooked
  • Black Beans, cooked
  • Pinto Beans, cooked
  • Lentils, cooked
  • WildTurkey 101 BBⓋ sauce, mmmmmmm
  • Sunflower Seeds, roasted
  • Cauliflower, diced & roasted
  • Eggplant, diced & roasted
  • Shallot, diced & roasted
  • Broth, Veggie DUH
  • Mushroom, sliced & roasted
  • Garlic, minced & roasted
  • Parsley, chopped
  • SeaSalt/Pepper/OnionP/GarlicP/Sugar
  • LiquidSmoke/Cayenne/Turmeric/NutritionalYeast
  • Instant Mashed Spuds, binding agent

 Mix together. I let sit before forming patties. I normally would’ve roasted the patties, but I actually ran out of Parchment Paper and pan-fried the patties with very light oil in a non-stick pan.

ⓋLattyDaddy ingredients:

  • ⓋLattyDaddy Patty
  • Daiya, Daiya slices melt extremely perfect 🙂
  • Green Pepper, sliced and pan-fried or roasted
  • Tomato, sliced
  • Buns, bigger (gourmet) & toasted on insides
  • Vegenaise, mmmmm


Trick or Treat:

  • Toast buns and set aside.
  • Roast or pan-fry ⓋLattyDaddy patty and put Green Pepper slices under Daiya & melt.
  • Lather Vegenaise on inside of Buns and put together.
  • Put together without condiments. Place Tomatoes in there somewhere.
  • I baked halved Potatoes on a cast iron skillet for the side.

I find myself talking to beer store clerks/cashiers more and more. I think, unconsciously adapting them as my “bartender” as I don’t go to bars much anymore because they cannot upkeep their varieties of good beers to my beer guts demand. I don’t dwell of any issues going on in my life, just basically hired friends forced to bullshit with me. 🙂

 Drink a Bicycle and go Ride a Beer. Have an extremely safe and outrageously FUN Halloween!